Last night I once again tuned in to VH1 to watch I Love New York. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better it did. New York went on a date with White Boy and they proceeded to slobber all over each other for about fifteen minutes. Back at the house Six Pack and Real led her upstairs where she changed into her swimsuit to prepare for a “massage” and bath by the two “boys”. This was more like foreplay and somewhat pornographic. In her interview when she talked about it she drooled about having an orgasm while they were massaging her. While the two guys were feeling her up, Mr. Boston walked in and started slobbering all over her. That night before going to bed she engaged in long kisses each each of the seven men before going off to bed.
Blah, blah, blah and then came the elimination. During the elimination process, as usual, New York whined and shed a few tears. Mr. Boston picked his nose through the entire thing. He tried once but it seems whatever was up there he couldn’t get it out so he stuck his finger in and kept digging.
In summary, New York is looking for something and I don’t think its true love. I think she’ll be very happy to stay with all the men as they each seem to fulfill a need.
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